Coming
from the UK I should have been to use riding in the rain. Still,
I was more than a little dismayed when I pulled away from Lismore
at the start of a 6 week tour of Cape York and the Outback.
It was coming down in sheets, the sort of rain that instantly
soaks you through and leaves you in no doubt that you should
have stayed at home. To add to my amusement, I was on a strange
bike, unused to the weight of the luggage and connected to the
now greasy road by tyres designed for dirt and dust. I crawled
along towards the coast, a steady stream of frustrated commuters
in my wake. Not long before dark I pulled into a caravan park
for the night. Lightning split the sky, and I spent nearly an
hour under a shelter with a fellow camper, both of us amazed
that so much rain could fall out of the sky. We talked about
what we were doing, where we had been, that sort of thing. When
the rain ended we went back to our tents, but my trip was only
just beginning. I was heading north up
the Pacific Highway, sometimes a multi lane freeway, sometimes
just two lanes through endless fields of sugar cane stretched
out under scorching blue skies. The rain of the first 24 hours
had passed and for a while I worried that I would be too hot
as I got nearer Cape York. Now and again I'd pull off the
main drag and follow minor roads through to the coast, or
maybe inland through forest to the mountains, before heading
back to Highway 1. I got used to the bike, worked out how
to pack and start it without suffering heat exhaustion or
cardiac seizure. Everywhere people were interested in what
I was doing, where I was going, and before long I realised
that soloing for 6 weeks wasn't just about where I went and
what I saw, but about the people I met along the way. Not
a day went by when I didn't meet someone to sit and blather
with. Somehow being on a bike turns you from being just another
tourist to someone worth spending the time of day with. And
then doing it on your own too, "Christ, this guys gotta be
crazy aint ya?"
At Airlie Beach I sailed for three days through the Whitsunday
Islands on a charter yacht, a break from the bike and a rest
for my bony arse. I met this crazy German guy Frank on the
boat; he had just ridden from Perth to Cairns in 12 days.
5000 Kilometres straight across Australia, the mad mad bastard.
He had so much luggage he couldn't manage it in the deep sand
of the Gibson, and nearly ditched it before bumping into a
4x4 which offered to carry it for him. I nearly pissed myself
when he pulled out his mask and snorkel on the boat. Yep,
he'd brought that across the desert as well. We swapped stories
and I began to wonder what the hell I'd let myself in for.
The kilometres passed and I reached the end of the bitumen
at Cape Tribulation. I was deep in rainforest now; cicadas
screeched through the night like an airborne Mexican wave,
skinks and geckos rustled through the undergrowth outside
my tent. I went out for a pee and bumped into a possum pillaging
my luggage before scooting under the bike and freezing in
my torch beam. He darted behind a tree then scratched his
way up the trunk out of sight. In the morning I bumped down
on to the dirt and said goodbye to tarmac for the next thousand
kilometres. Although I'd been riding over ten years, I hadn't
done much off roading, and none on big bikes with luggage.
This was new to me and I couldn't wait. It was rough riding,
corrugations in places violently shook the bike and killed
power. Steep climbs were followed by steeper descents through
bulldust and loose rocks, and I was forced back in the seat
as I wound down in bottom gear. Breaks in the forest canopy
gave views of the Coral Sea, and at the bottom of each valley
clear water creeks tumbled out of the forest across the trail.
After narrowly avoiding an early bath at the first one and
wheelying out of control up the far bank of the second, I
took the rest steady, walking the route first to check for
potholes and slimy boulders. By the time I reached the James
Cook memorial in Cooktown I was buzzing.
Refuelled, I pointed the bike west and gunned out along the
Battle Camp Road, nearly 300 km through the stunning Lakefield
National Park. It was just classic classic dirt riding - endless
limestone pavement across the Nilabi plain, technical drops
and climbs though dry creek beds and sand sections where the
bike got bogged to the axles and the dust flew. Out of the
forest, termite mounds stretched as far as I could see, and
in the distance the Iron Range mountains caught the late sun.
Towards dusk I left the track for a waterhole for the night,
kangaroos eyeing me cautiously as I hit the kill switch and
stepped off the bike.

Now everyone tells you to watch out for crocs in this part
of Australia, although frankly, once you've been told once
you don't really need telling again. Estuarine crocodiles
are masters of disguise, so I knew I'd only get to see one
was if it was hanging on the end of my leg, a scenario I was
keen to avoid. The problem was I needed water, and that's
where the buggers live. In a flash of ingenuity I tied a length
of chain I found in the bush to a waterproof bag I carried
the tent in, and for good measure added a bootlace to the
chain. Ignoring the sign announcing the presence of crocs
in waterholes on the Cape York Peninsula, I slithered down
the bank and swung my device out into the water, the chain
and bootlace allowing me to stand a modest but hopefully safe
distance from the waters edge and crocodile entrée.
So you can imagine my delight on retrieval, when the chain
and bootlace parted and the bag settled slowly into the lilies.
By this time I was convinced that the previously uninhabited
waterhole was now choked with starving crocs, and I ran up
the bank to think. I really needed the bag back, and I realised
it meant getting wet…..
 
On the fourth day after leaving Cairns, I crested a hill
and finally saw what I'd come all this way for. In the distance
the Torres Straights stretched into the horizon, to the west
the Gulf of Carpentaria glistened in the early sun. Cape York
and the top of Australia lay just out of sight to the north,
and Papua New Guinea sat just over the horizon, only 120 kilometres
away. I cruised onto Sesia wharf in time to see a local fella
land a 6 foot shovel nosed shark with his fishing spear, grouper
and mackerel flashing under the pier in the commotion. We
started chatting and he asked me if I'd come all the way up
on the bike. He was impressed when I told him I had, and my
mind went back to the last couple of days on the Old Telegraph
Road, the endless deep sand, swimming in crystal waterfalls,
kangaroos and emus running alongside the bike before darting
in front and scaring the pants off me. The night before, I'd
literally fallen off the bike into a campsite by the Jardine
River, completely and utterly rooted after 11 hours on the
bike. All I had to eat was a tin of fish, some rice and an
onion. I sat in the shower for 20 minutes until I could smile
again, and returned to find a cold can of beer left by my
tent in the dark. It was my birthday and I went to bed with
my faith in human kindness restored.
   
That evening the wharf filled up with more locals and travellers,
and we all trailed our fishing lines into the fast moving
straight. Queenfish, Giant Trevally, small sharks and mackerel
got hoisted onto the dock, and children who had seen a motorbike
in the village earlier chatted to me excitedly when they found
out it was mine. "How big, how many cc?" they asked, before
running off making loud 600 thumper noises.
If you do something crazy, you're sure to meet crazy people,
and the northernmost point of Australia has more than most.
Cruising in to the local store one morning, I noticed an XR650
and then its rider, Jamie, the mad biker from Perth.
Just like me, he was on a mission. Only his was a slightly
more elaborate affair that involved riding round Oz, on dirt
and predominantly sideways. Pleasantries exchanged, we decided
to ride to Somerset, the small but beautiful beach near the
cape and site of some interesting ruins and local history.
Within seconds I knew I was going to die if I rode with this
guy. Everywhere was at 150k's, or 130 but on the back wheel.
I kept up as best I could and figured if I kept in front,
I could at least see where I was going. I have to admit it
was bloody good, riding like a couple of hoons, powersliding,
overtaking and taking jumps flat out
(at one point I looked up to see the belly pan of an XR) but
that sort of behaviour, with 1000km to the nearest hospital,
is probably unwise. Near to Somerset the road becomes singletrack
through the rainforest and we stopped to check directions.
Jamie pulled out his digicam and plugged it in to the tiny
lens he'd mounted in his chinguard! It was hilarious - I shot
off with him following to get some footage for a DVD he was
making. Idiot that I am, I cranked open the throttle and blasted
my way through the dirt. It didn't take long before I'd misjudged
a bend, slid into a berm and flew over the bars into the bush,
the bike stopped dead and propped up in the sand. I was lucky,
I landed on my head between two trees and rolled to a halt.
Jamie was beside himself laughing, the best footage so far!
It was definitely time to go….
I spent four days exploring the Cape and could easily have
spent more had I had the time. I still had the Outback to
ride though and I realised I was only half way through my
trip. After the tropical north, the scenery as I headed west
couldn't have been more different. I climbed the cool, lush
Great Dividing Range, with its waterfalls and pastures, before
heading downhill to the Gulf Savannah and Karumba on the Gulf
coast. Distances here were immense - 200km was down the road,
100 was just round the corner. I began to think in terms of
hours on the bike when measuring distance. I road nearly 300km
just to get to a bitumen road, well, half a road really, a
single strip of tarmac that you shared with oncoming traffic,
one of you pulling on to the dirt at the side as you passed.
It didn't happen often. The temperature rose steadily into
the 40's as people thinned out, and some afternoons I just
sat in the shade or swam in a fresh water creek, while kangaroos
nibbled and sniffed around the camp. Now and again outback
flies tickled and sucked on my skin, but they left at sunset,
when the western sky turned yellow, then orange, then purple,
until the following darkness was a mass of tiny white pinpricks,
100% star cover from north to south, east to west.

I had two rules in the bush, firstly never get onto reserve,
and secondly, avoid tourist destinations like the plague.
I broke them both in the end (rolling into a petrol station
in the middle of nowhere and the bike spluttering to a halt
is something I would recommend to anyone after a trouser stiffening
experience) but not before I'd got to see places and meet
people who'd hardly ever seen tourists. And you know what,
it was just fabulous. Every night new people, interesting
people who wanted to tell you as much about their lives as
they wanted to hear about yours. Guys out fossicking for gold,
enjoying a beer or two, a couple chasing wild pigs in their
ute (I thought a gun might have been easier but didn't like
to say). As ever, being on a bike opened the door to new friends
and even the odd beer or two.
I didn't always camp in the bush,
occasionally I stayed in an outback hotel, more out of curiosity
than for comfort. For $15 dollars one room boasted a lino-covered
floor, rust stained sink and a collection of broken and mismatched
furniture. The door, complete with broken lock, featured a
1970's style air con unit that was wired directly into the
light switch and was so loud it kept me awake. I'll not mention
the bathroom, with the exception of the large cockroaches
that rolled around in the shower. I cooked my dinner on the
bedroom floor before going downstairs to the bar. I was delighted.
The main decoration featured a large stuffed pig, complete
with tusks and sporting a flopping sombrero. There was a selection
of cold beers. In short it was the best 15 bucks I have ever
spent, and like the rest of the trip, I shall remember it
forever. |